Other Jurassic Park lines considered for the final panel are: “clever girl,” “hold on to your butts,” and “Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.”
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Yes, it’s true. Stevie Richards may officially lose his Extreme Rising title over jokingly saying he’d defend it by playing Madden 13. Unless it’s an early April Fools day joke, in which case I fell for it hard and drew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
TNA 2: The Game
I should mention that I have no idea how much Kazarian was paid in TNA, despite minutes of google searches. $50,000 seems like a good amount. That’s respectable. Whatever he and Christopher Daniels made better be worth the viewers that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WWE 2K15 Improved Universe Mode
Last year I managed to break my streak of buying WWE videogames. I hadn’t missed a game since Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 FEATURING ECW!!! (including the DS games, mind you), but somehow the Rock being on the cover of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WWE 2K15 MyCareer Mode
I’m not sure, but the graphics in WWE 2K15 might not actually look like a PS1 dating sim. I could be wrong, and probably am. Actually the WWE 2K15 MyCareer Mode looks pretty cool. I’ve missed having branching storylines in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WWE Immortals
WWE Immortals has the story, look, presentation, conceptualization and everything else that I want in a WWE video game… and terrible gameplay. I played Injustice: Gods Among Us before this (the game this was heavily based off of) so I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fan Career Mode
Now I ask you, which is harder in this day and age: for someone like Heath Slater to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion or for a fan to start a successful podcast when literally every wrestler* now has one? *Literally, yes,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last Gen
As a “last gen” video game console hanger-on, I will be passing on this year’s WWE 2K game. I can put up with playing some current gen games on my trusty old PS3. Playing Dragon Age Inquisition is like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…