So on Friday night Randy Orton was signing autographs right across the aisle from my booth at Wizard World St. Louis. Despite my friends’ urging, I didn’t go over to hand out a business card. I’m not too sure how that conversation would go: “Hey Randy, did you see the comic online that made fun of your drug usage and how you went AWOL and were discharged from the military? No? Well that was me!” Also it cost around fifty bucks for a picture with him. It would be a little hard to justify that as a business expense.