Garett Bischoff’s rise to fame in Impact Wrestling kind of reminds me of a Create-A-Wrestler storyline from a wrestling videogame. Like he comes up out of nowhere and suddenly is in feuds with some of the biggest heels (I’m thinking of Ric Flair, not Gunner), and making friends with all of the biggest babyfaces for seemingly no reason. Maybe we’re supposed to live vicariously through him as an all around babyface in Impact Wrestling, but then again I’m not sure how many wrestling fans want to hit their dad over the head with a guitar and shove him in a Porta Potty.