So Ryback’s matches on Smackdown kind of weird me out. Not anything he’s doing necessarily, but the segments of the other superstars watching him in disbelief and talking about how amazing he is. I know the WWE uses announcers to try and sell us on different gimmicks and angles, but this feels different somehow, like they’re trying to train me and show me how a good fan is supposed to act. If they went any further they’d be hiring people to sit on the couch next to me saying “See how good this is?! Why aren’t you buying the t-shirt and tweeting about it?”