Botched Spot

The tag belts are just a gold bar cut in half.

When I first heard about Jeff Jarrett using Global Force Wrestling to promote the gold selling business, Karatbars, I was happy because it gave me comic fodder, but also sad because they must be in pretty bad shape to try to sucker their fans into a Ponzi scheme. My understanding, based on minutes of research, is that most people make money through Karatbars by recruiting new people into Karatbars. While they do sell actual gold, it’s really overpriced. It seems like a strange partnership for a wrestling company that doesn’t have a huge following to begin with, but I guess they’ve got to fund themselves somehow.