Over the past weekend I went to two St. Louis Anarchy “Going Platinum” shows in Alton, Illinois. They were both awesome and I’m going to write up a longer post about my thoughts on the shows tomorrow (they were awesome), but for now I’ll leave you with a collection of heckler tropes that people seem to fall into at all the shows I’ve ever been to (note that these are based on many shows I’ve been to in many different places, and appearances have been altered to protect the innocent. Except the “outsider”, I mean, he’s never coming to this site).