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That Randy Orton! If he’s not getting busted for steroids or dumping (baby oil) in women’s bags, he’ll find some totally new and objectionable way to get in trouble. I’d be surprised if WWE does anything about this old story that recently resurfaced about the Viper being horrible to WWE writers. They’ve made exceptions for him before and as long as Cricket Wireless (WWE’s Summerslam sponsor) doesn’t pull a Snickers, I don’t think anyone’s batting an eyelash. I hope this leads to Orton apologizing to his fellow wrestlers before Raw though, opening with “you’ve got to be careful when you yell at people for not shaking your hand after you touch your exposed genitalia, because you never know who will be on a podcast later.”