It’s hard for me to not believe Lanny when he says that Randy only wanted to go into the WWE Hall of Fame if all the Poffos went in. Honestly because I don’t know either of them, and have no idea what they would want. I think the comparison between the Poffos and VonErichs that Randy makes (or made) is pretty far off considering how much bigger of a star he was than Kerry, and how much bigger the VonErich name is than the Poffos, but who am I to argue with a legend such as him?

All I know is I could listen to Lanny’s soothing voice reading his crazy poems forever. This one’s my favorite: