Summerslam 2016 went on WAY too long, especially after the wonderful experience that was NXT Takeover Brooklyn II. Like WAY too long. I didn’t even have a problem with that many of the matches individually (sorry to all the people hoping for Goldberg…), but by the time the US title non-match rolled around I was getting angry that almost every night of this past week was taken up by wrestling! I’ve got errands to take care of, WWE! I’ve got comics to make!