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Randy Orton Week: Good tidings for all…

on September 5, 2014 at 8:00 am

All things must come to an end, and thusly, Randy Orton Week is over. We’ve had some fun, we’ve played with some dolls, solved some mysteries. It’s been good. And Randy Orton will live on… next Monday when I announce the winner of the Very RKO Comic Contest! To be honest, originally I was going to make the deadline Thursday night and announce the winner today, but that really wouldn’t allow for much time, SO the deadline is Saturday night and the winner is announced Monday. There have been some great submissions so far, so make sure to check back then!

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Randy Orton Week: Paper Doll!

on September 4, 2014 at 8:00 am

Randy Orton Week is in full effect and it comes as no surprise that the Viper is stronger than ever now in the WWE. What’s that? He’s just stuck in a feud with Roman Reigns where he has to help the newcomer get good enough to main event Wrestlemania in less than a year? Well he needs our full support then, and what better way to show it than with a….. Randy Orton paper doll! Save the ten bucks you’d normally spend on an official WWE brand paper doll (Maybe they sell those. I’m not sure.) and download the Botched Spot one, complete with snake arms, cutsey tattoos, inappropriately small towel, and much more!

Warning: Paper doll may not actually “stand up”. Sturdy paper is recommended, maybe with a popsicle stick taped to the back.

Enjoy!

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Randy Orton Week: The Legend Killer!

on September 3, 2014 at 6:10 pm

It’s been a long time since Randy was last billed as the legend killer, but even when he was I found it to be untrue. Which legends did he beat that no one else did? What qualifies him to be a legend killer over, say, Triple H? They used to have a “legend killer” tour shirt that listed all of the “legends” that he “killed”. It included names like Sgt. Slaughter and RVD, whose qualifications as a legend are as debatable now as they were in 2003. My point is, that if randy were truly going to be a legend killer he’s got to up his game. Here are my humble suggestions: