I’m guessing Kane’s cheesy one liners from their Super Smackdown Blast from the Past show is WWE’s way of practicing for their version of “The Leprechaun.” At first it struck me as kind of strange to have this monster heel making stupid jokes, but I don’t think anything could really hurt Kane at this point.
One Liner Kane is best Kane.
“You complete me. ”
“How was YOUR week?”
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
“Suuuuuuuck it.”
All classics.
ENCORE! ENCORE!
Veering off topic slightly, this was the worst SmackDown I’ve seen in quite some time…
I agree with Poseidon. I think they were going for Kane as a Freddt Krueger type who’s maniacal but makes lame villain puns. Him and Orton used that to build up their WM feud…”Welcome back”, “It’s good to be back”, etc. And lol at Katie Vick.
I like cartoony villain one-liner Kane. As long as they don’t turn him “lovable” again soon. Kane, Big Show, Mark Henry…I hate when they’re “lovable.” Big scary monsters, hooray. Lovable, boo. And every time they’re big kooky lovable goofballs, it makes the scariness that much harder to return to.
I swear, just as i read what kane is saying, i can almost hear him saying this stuff in my mind. This strip is hilarious, but it gets 10 times more hilarious when you imagine Kane’s voice lol.
This one’s great. I’d probably pay to see Kane do stand-up.