If a sequel is ever made to WWE All Stars I think Daniel Bryan would be a better opponent for Jake the Snake than Randy Orton in their “Fantasy Warfare” “Legends vs. current superstars” mode. Given Jake’s history of abusing his snakes and D-Bry’s current nomination for PETA’s “top animal-friendly athlete” it would make a pretty good feud.

PETA went too far when they protested Mario’s Tanooki suit. I can’t believe I ever used to defend those people. (I’m sure Daniel Bryan has no problem with Mario though. I hope.)
“You’re gonna get your fluffy head petted!” Genius.
I’m glad you picked up on the chant! That’s as close as I could come to “you’re gonna get your fucking head kicked in” as I could get without it seeming like Bryan was threatening his dog.
I would be a terrible indy fan if I didn’t catch it right away, haha.
“You’re gonna get your fluffy head petted” is absolutely brilliant.
I thought PETA was against having pets.
LOL you’re gonna get your fluffy head petted
DD