So at some point someone decided that tall orange men look like snakes. I get the comparison to a degree when Orton’s lying on the mat waiting to hit his opponent with the RKO, but don’t other wrestlers lie on the mat too? And what about when he’s walking around in the ring? If I had to compare Randy to some sort of animal, it would probably be some sort of cat stalking its prey, but who am I to argue with the marketing machine that is the WWE?

I will take a stand though and say that the Smackdown opening takes the viper comparison to completely ridiculous levels by giving Randy snake pupils at the end of the video. I have to wonder though… what if they compared Randy to a different animal and had to give him those eyes in the Smackdown opening instead? Hm…

For the record, when I first came up with this idea I had much more confidence in my Photoshopping skills than I really should have.