OLD SCHOOL COMMIE WRESTLER TURNED PROMOTER!
EXPERIENCE: 50 years
-Began wrestling at county fairs as a child for scraps of food.
-Quickly made a name for himself in the territories throughout the 70’s with his communist Russian gimmick.
-Held 1/3 of the Mid Southwest Tennessee Six Man Titles in 1972.
-Fell out of popularity when the USSR collapsed, and entered into a long career of jobbing.
-Was handed the rights to Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling where he worked as the promoter for a brief period.
FAVORITE DRINK: Tells people it’s either Vodka or White Russian depending on his mood.
RAD BAD DEBONE
THE HEEL WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
EXPERIENCE: 2 Years
-Placed 3rd in the Woodrow Wilson Elementary School Amateur Wrestling League at age eight.
-Began working regularly at unnamed wrestling federation as a jobber at age 18.
-Botched an interview with local news station while working for Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling, making him a public enemy in town and a heel in the federation.
GUILTY PLEASURE: Gets REALLY excited about “On a pole matches”.
ZERO TOLERANCE HARDCORE WRESTLER!
EXPERIENCE: 3 years
-Left her roller derby team for wrestling in order to pursue her interests in hitting people with weapons at age 17.
-Began wrestling for Skull Chopping Extreme Wrestling at age 18 where she met and began dating Branwen.
-Made an orphanage full of orphans cry at a charity wrestling show in her proudest moment at age 20.
FAVORITE WEAPON: Her head. Like, the barbwire on it.
EMO WRESTLER WITH SECRET SELF CONFIDENCE ISSUES!
EXPERIENCE: 3 years.
-Tried professional weightlifting and poetry writing as a way to get over a bad relationship at age 18.
-After failing at both, he began wrestling for Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling at age 19.
-Began dating Barbwire Betty at age 19.
FINISHING MANEUVER: The Poetry Slam.
SMARK TRYING TO BECOME A BOOKER/ AGENT/ WHATEVER HE CAN BE TO WORK IN WRESTLING!
-Began running a dirt sheet website blog at age 16.
-Got a job catering wrestling shows as a way to do undercover reporting for his website at age 18.
-Headed an e-fed for three months at age 19 where he promptly lost all his friends.
-Appointed himself to Olav’s head booker at Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling where he currently remains.
PETS: Two cats, Skittles and Chief Jay Strongbow.