OLAV ORLAV
OLD SCHOOL COMMIE WRESTLER TURNED PROMOTER!
AGE: 57
EXPERIENCE: 50 years
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Began wrestling at county fairs as a child for scraps of food.
-Quickly made a name for himself in the territories throughout the 70’s with his communist Russian gimmick.
-Held 1/3 of the Mid Southwest Tennessee Six Man Titles in 1972.
-Fell out of popularity when the USSR collapsed, and entered into a long career of jobbing.
-Was handed the rights to Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling where he currently works as the promoter.
FAVORITE DRINK: Tells people it’s either Vodka or White Russian depending on his mood.

RAD BAD DEBONE
THE HEEL WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
AGE: 20
EXPERIENCE: 2 Years
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Placed 3rd in the Woodrow Wilson Elementary School Amateur Wrestling League at age eight.
-Began working regularly at unnamed wrestling federation as a jobber at age 18.
-Botched an interview with local news station while working for Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling, making him a public enemy in town and a heel in the federation.
GUILTY PLEASURE: Gets REALLY excited about on a pole matches.

JERRY
MARK TURNED WRESTLING STAR!
AGE: 19
EXPERIENCE: Very little.
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Started watching wrestling at age 3.
-Interrupted a match to (kayfabe) attack Rad Bad DeBone, making Jerry an instant fan favorite and forcing himself into the Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling despite no actual wrestling experience at age 19.
NUMBER OF CREATE-A-WRESTLERS HE’S MADE IN HIS LIFETIME: 327.

BARBWIRE BETTY
ZERO TOLERANCE HARDCORE WRESTLER!
AGE: 21
EXPERIENCE: 3 years
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Left her roller derby team for wrestling in order to pursue her interests in hitting people with weapons at age 17.
-Began wrestling for Skull Chopping Extreme Wrestling at age 18 where she met and began dating Branwen.
-Made an orphanage full of orphans cry at a charity wrestling show in her proudest moment at age 20.
FAVORITE WEAPON: Her head. Like, the barbwire on it.

BRANWEN
EMO WRESTLER WITH SECRET SELF CONFIDENCE ISSUES!
AGE: 23
EXPERIENCE: 3 years.
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Tried professional weightlifting and poetry writing as a way to get over a bad relationship at age 18.
-After failing at both, he began wrestling for Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling at age 19.
-Began dating Barbwire Betty at age 19.
FINISHING MANEUVER: The Poetry Slam.

RUSSELL RUDDSON
SMARK TRYING TO BECOME A BOOKER/ AGENT/ WHATEVER HE CAN BE TO WORK IN WRESTLING!
AGE: 24
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS:
-Began running a dirt sheet website blog at age 16.
-Got a job catering wrestling shows as a way to do undercover reporting for his website at age 18.
-Headed an e-fed for three months at age 19 where he promptly lost all his friends.
-Appointed himself to Olav’s head booker at Skull Chopping Extreme Hardcore Wrestling where he currently remains.
PETS: Two cats, Skittles and Chief Jay Strongbow.