Botched Spot

It’s not easy coming up with fun and games for Randy Orton Week, but I recently remembered a staple of the funny pages that I hadn’t yet exploited: enter Randy Ortvestigator! He might need the help of a magnifying glass and sidekick to uncover mysteries like where his push went, where his buddy Dave Bautista went, and how long he’ll have to wait until the WWE give up on all the guys they’re trying to push now and go back to giving him the title. Maybe he can get some help from Slylock Fox!