If anything’s sacred with Botched Spot, it’s Randy Orton week and my annual predictions. I’ve had a pretty crappy score when it comes to predicting things in the past, so let’s see how I did for 2013!

Prediction One: With Linda McMahon failing her second senate campaign, the WWE will abandon their TVPG programming…

Verdict: Nope! While I think they’ve slipped a bit away from their rules against iffy curse words, like “ass” and “bastard”, there are still no evening gown matches or live sex celebrations. Ah, the good old days.

Prediction Two: Ric Flair returns to in ring wrestling for the WWE…

Verdict: Nope! This COULD have happened, but the ol’ Nature Boy had to go mouthing off at the WWE 2K14 press conference. I mean, really! Mouthing of about TNA at a WWE event! Unbelievable…

Prediction Three: TNA exploits Hogan’s sex life to draw in ratings…

Verdict: Aaaand no again! They could have! Lord knows they could’ve done something with him other than shoving out there every once in a while to shake his finger at Aces and Eights. And now he’s gone.

Well there’s another year of predictions down the drain! Looking back it seems so obvious, but at the start of 2013 it seemed like anything was possible. I’m not giving up, though. We’ll see how I do with 2014 in a year…